I think it is a disgrace for women to expose their nude breasts in public. So, I was rushing to cover them with sea shells, whenever I would see a men’s magazine like Playboy or Penthouse. Some friends though, definitely with a perverse imagination, warned me that I only managed to make the breasts sexier. Of course, I did not believe them. For heaven’s sake, how can pure, innocent shells do such a thing? Here are some samples supporting my position.

To make these dull pictures more interesting, I added some words...